Year of the Ox
Kittys all the way down
- Tim Blair
Last year, our wee lad decided to spend some of his birthday money on a large, round, grey-striped cat ... thing, which he named Kitty Kitty. More recently, he discovered a smaller version of the same toy, which was similarly procured, and naturally named Kitty Kitty's Kitty.
So when our Elf on the Shelf turned up this year clutching an even smaller version ... any guesses on the name? Right: Kitty Kitty's Kitty's Kitty. Which must be said in full at all times.